Minipops.

Sung to the tune of Duran Duran's Rio:

Her name is Ivy and she sits upon my hip,
Her fingers hold me tightly in her baby grip.
And when she smiles she really takes your breath away.
Oh Ivy, Ivy - come away with me and play.

His name is Jaspar and he hugs me very tight.
His arms around me, he hugs with all his might.
And when he's happy, he splits the air apart with glee.
Oh Jaspar, Jaspar - no boy is as sweet as he.

(I never said I was a good freestyler.)