It's just juice... it's just juice.

So... it's been a long day with two toddlers that I can only lovingly describe as "handfuls" and they are happily sawing logs in their beds. I flop into bed and land on a wet spot.

I run over the events of the day... Longlegs did pee his pants once... but he also spilt his juice.

I'm so tired... I decide that it's juice... turn over and fall asleep on the wet sheets.